1) You will most likely become sick yourself.
2) You will be covered in puke and poop at least once a day.
3) Pedialite is the devil. It also looks best in mommy’s hair.
4) Mommy’s face and thighs are meant to be used as Kleenex.
5) Naps will only occur in mommy and daddy’s bed.
6) More loads of laundry are done in two days than you have done in your lifetime.
7) Your son will use this time to learn to crawl. He will then crawl away whenever it is time to take his medicine.
8) PBS Kids is a life saver. You will have the theme song to Cat in the Hat memorized by episode 2.
9) Your house will go uncleaned and you don’t particularly care. You realize a clean house is overrated. You start naming the dust bunnies.
10) Dinners consist of cream of wheat or cold cereal. The husband complains, you and the baby cough in his direction.
11) Sick baby cuddles are the best, except when you are puked on. Refer to #2
12) NyQuil is a mom’s best friend. (For me, not the baby. Do not call child protective services please!)
13) Everything must be sanitized…Everything. Better yet, burn the house down and start fresh.
14) You will count down the days until your house no longer needs to be quarantined. T-minus two days till removal of face masks!
15) You will blame this and every sickness you and your child catches on your husband, who works in the school system! Dang those nasty kids!
The past few days have been rough. There have been lots of sleepless nights and tears. (Mostly Aidan’s tears). It is never fun when your child is sick and there isn’t much you can do. It is even harder when you are sick as well, and cannot give everyone your 100%. Being a mom definitely puts things into perspective. Even though I can’t call in sick and stay in bed all day, I have a little one who is relying on me to make everything better. I will always do my best to make him feel better, even if I am feeling pretty lousy myself. To all those parents covered in bodily fluids and fighting a fever of 101 degrees, you are not alone!
Molly and Aidan